Big Pharma – Ask Your Doctor
XS
$23.99
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Big Pharma – Ask Your Doctor
Smiling faces.
Friendly advice.
Completely unrelated stacks of cash.
A familiar message, repeated often enough to sound reassuring.
Because if something is safe & effective, you don’t need to ask too many questions.
Just trust the process. And the prescription.
We’re not saying it’s about money.
We’re just saying it usually comes with a smile.
No context. Your conclusions.
Description
This design plays with the language of modern pharmaceutical marketing — clean slogans, confident doctors, and a comforting tone that explains everything while explaining nothing.
Approved messaging.
Approved results.
Approved profits.
Product details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. Comfortable, flattering, and designed to hold up wash after wash.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft, comfortable feel
Durable, high-detail print
Classic fit for everyday wear
Made on demand to reduce overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to real companies, advertising strategies, or medical advice is purely coincidental.
Please ask your doctor.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Big Pharma – Ask Your Doctor
$23.99
Smiling faces.
Friendly advice.
Completely unrelated stacks of cash.
A familiar message, repeated often enough to sound reassuring.
Because if something is safe & effective, you don’t need to ask too many questions.
Just trust the process. And the prescription.
We’re not saying it’s about money.
We’re just saying it usually comes with a smile.
No context. Your conclusions.
Description
This design plays with the language of modern pharmaceutical marketing — clean slogans, confident doctors, and a comforting tone that explains everything while explaining nothing.
Approved messaging.
Approved results.
Approved profits.
Product details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. Comfortable, flattering, and designed to hold up wash after wash.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft, comfortable feel
Durable, high-detail print
Classic fit for everyday wear
Made on demand to reduce overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to real companies, advertising strategies, or medical advice is purely coincidental.
Please ask your doctor.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |