Alien Autopsy – Take 2
XS
$23.99
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🛸 Alien Autopsy – Take 2
No witnesses.
No explanations.
Just another routine procedure.
This design plays with one of the oldest stories out there — quietly documented, carefully filmed, and absolutely not staged.
A familiar scene, a second take, and a truth that somehow keeps resurfacing… since 1947.
We’re not saying it’s real.
We’re just saying it’s been retaken.
No context. Your conclusions.
Details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft, comfortable, and built to last — whether you wear it casually or make a statement without explaining anything.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft feel with a comfortable fit
Durable print designed to stand out
Classic cut, easy to style
Made on demand to reduce waste
Fit & Care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Important note
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to classified footage, historical events, or unexplained phenomena is purely coincidental. Probably.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Alien Autopsy – Take 2
$23.99
No witnesses.
No explanations.
Just another routine procedure.
This design plays with one of the oldest stories out there — quietly documented, carefully filmed, and absolutely not staged.
A familiar scene, a second take, and a truth that somehow keeps resurfacing… since 1947.
We’re not saying it’s real.
We’re just saying it’s been retaken.
No context. Your conclusions.
Details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft, comfortable, and built to last — whether you wear it casually or make a statement without explaining anything.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft feel with a comfortable fit
Durable print designed to stand out
Classic cut, easy to style
Made on demand to reduce waste
Fit & Care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Important note
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to classified footage, historical events, or unexplained phenomena is purely coincidental. Probably.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |