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5G – FULL COVERAGE
Everywhere. All the time.
This design takes modern paranoia to the next level. Endless 5G towers, glowing signals, and a city bathed in invisible waves — because coverage is never enough. A darkly ironic take on technology anxiety, mass surveillance fears, and the feeling that the signal is always watching.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys conspiracy humor, tech satire, or just appreciates a bold statement that sparks conversation without saying a word.
Why you’ll love it
Eye-catching, high-detail artwork with a dystopian atmosphere
Satirical take on modern technology and “always-on” connectivity
Designed for people who enjoy irony, dark humor, and controversial ideas
A statement piece that stands out instantly
Product details
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
5G FULL COVERAGE
$23.99
Everywhere. All the time.
This design takes modern paranoia to the next level. Endless 5G towers, glowing signals, and a city bathed in invisible waves — because coverage is never enough. A darkly ironic take on technology anxiety, mass surveillance fears, and the feeling that the signal is always watching.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys conspiracy humor, tech satire, or just appreciates a bold statement that sparks conversation without saying a word.
Why you’ll love it
Eye-catching, high-detail artwork with a dystopian atmosphere
Satirical take on modern technology and “always-on” connectivity
Designed for people who enjoy irony, dark humor, and controversial ideas
A statement piece that stands out instantly
Product details
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |