Sugar Is Poison
XS
$23.99
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Sugar Is Poison.
Obviously harmless.
Approved by everyone who profits.
Tested on generations.
Sweet, addictive, everywhere — and still somehow considered normal.
Nothing to worry about. Just dessert.
Seems legit.
About the shirt
• Premium cotton T-shirt
• Soft, breathable, everyday fit
• Durable print made to survive reality
• Designed for people who read labels (sometimes)
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
It does not provide medical advice, nutritional guidance, or dietary recommendations.
Wearing this shirt will not reduce your sugar intake — only your tolerance for nonsense.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sugar Is Poison
$23.99
Obviously harmless.
Approved by everyone who profits.
Tested on generations.
Sweet, addictive, everywhere — and still somehow considered normal.
Nothing to worry about. Just dessert.
Seems legit.
About the shirt
• Premium cotton T-shirt
• Soft, breathable, everyday fit
• Durable print made to survive reality
• Designed for people who read labels (sometimes)
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
It does not provide medical advice, nutritional guidance, or dietary recommendations.
Wearing this shirt will not reduce your sugar intake — only your tolerance for nonsense.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |