Flat Earth – Totally Flat
XS
$23.99
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Flat Earth – Totally Flat
Seriously.
No curve.
No spin.
Just vibes… and ice walls.
Description
This design celebrates one of the most legendary conspiracy theories of all time — with maximum confidence and zero evidence.
A perfectly flat Earth.
Water spilling over the edge.
A deluxe ice wall holding reality together.
Science says no.
The internet says “look again.”
Product details
A bold, sarcastic design for anyone who enjoys poking fun at alternative realities and watching people argue in the comments.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft, comfortable, and durable
High-detail print with vivid colors
Classic fit
Made on demand to avoid overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Earth may or may not be flat.
Ice wall upgrade not included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Flat Earth – Totally Flat
$23.99
Seriously.
No curve.
No spin.
Just vibes… and ice walls.
Description
This design celebrates one of the most legendary conspiracy theories of all time — with maximum confidence and zero evidence.
A perfectly flat Earth.
Water spilling over the edge.
A deluxe ice wall holding reality together.
Science says no.
The internet says “look again.”
Product details
A bold, sarcastic design for anyone who enjoys poking fun at alternative realities and watching people argue in the comments.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft, comfortable, and durable
High-detail print with vivid colors
Classic fit
Made on demand to avoid overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Earth may or may not be flat.
Ice wall upgrade not included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |