Area 51 – Absolutely Nothing Here
XS
$23.99
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Area 51 – Absolutely Nothing Here
Nothing to see.
No secrets.
Definitely no visitors from elsewhere.
Just two guards doing their job, a perfectly normal fence, and a sign that politely asks you to stop asking questions.
What happens behind it?
Exactly what you think doesn’t.
We’re not saying anything is hidden here.
We’re just suggesting you should probably stay away.
No context. Your conclusions.
Description
This design plays with one of the most famous “non-events” in modern history.
A restricted zone, official warnings, and a reassurance that somehow makes everything feel less reassuring.
Minimal explanation.
Maximum suspicion.
Product details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable, flattering, and made to last.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft and comfortable feel
Durable, high-detail print
Classic fit for everyday wear
Made on demand to reduce overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to real locations, secret programs, or unidentified flying objects is purely coincidental. Obviously.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Area 51 – Absolutely Nothing Here
$23.99
Nothing to see.
No secrets.
Definitely no visitors from elsewhere.
Just two guards doing their job, a perfectly normal fence, and a sign that politely asks you to stop asking questions.
What happens behind it?
Exactly what you think doesn’t.
We’re not saying anything is hidden here.
We’re just suggesting you should probably stay away.
No context. Your conclusions.
Description
This design plays with one of the most famous “non-events” in modern history.
A restricted zone, official warnings, and a reassurance that somehow makes everything feel less reassuring.
Minimal explanation.
Maximum suspicion.
Product details
This product is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable, flattering, and made to last.
Premium-quality fabric
Soft and comfortable feel
Durable, high-detail print
Classic fit for everyday wear
Made on demand to reduce overproduction
Fit & care
True to size
Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Do not iron directly on the print
Disclaimer
This product is satire.
Any resemblance to real locations, secret programs, or unidentified flying objects is purely coincidental. Obviously.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |